To quote the late, great George Carlin:
“Have you ever noticed that all the other drivers on the road are either idiots or assholes?” Everyone who drives slower than you is an asshole, everyone who drives faster is an idiot.
That’s how I feel on days like yesterday! The roads weren’t that bad… well, they weren’t once I had gotten a couple miles from the office. The on-ramp to the interstate was icy and slushy; the first few hundred yards were slushy and snowy. But well after we were on dry and clean surface we were still going ten miles per hour! What assholes!
Some idiot probably had an accident. It took me well over an hour longer than usual to get home.
Wherever you are today, I wish you dry and clean roads and smooth sailing.
Don Bergquist – December 19, 2008 – Lakewood, Colorado, USA
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