"Wankers (Three Different Ones)"

This morning's blog entry is brought to you by three drivers I encountered whilst driving home last night. It goes to show you, there are tossers anywhere you look for them!

"Wankers (Three Different Ones)"
(With apologies to Pink Floyd)

Big truck, dump truck, ha ha, wanker you are
No Joke! Slow poke, ha ha, wanker you are
Could you put your foot upon the gas?
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
with your speed below twenty
Saying "don't like it? pass me!"
No ice on the main street
What do you hope to see?
When you're down there delaying me?
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.

Backing-up Pick-Up, ha ha, wanker you are
You stupid up tosser, ha ha, wanker you are
You're backing onto a main thoroughfare
Did you look before you started?
Did you pull out blindly?
You 'll head the crunch of steel
on-coming traffic you'll feel
And good fun when you hit one
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.

Hey you taxi, ha ha, wanker you are
You think you own the road? ha ha, wanker you are
your taking up both lanes of this street
You're nearly a real treat
All swerving and you think you're so neat
And do you feel abused?

!.....!.....!.....!.....!

You pulled out and straddled the line
Driving along thinking you're so fine
Taxi you nearly got hit
Taxi you nearly got hit
But it was a nice try!

Wherever you are today, I hope you drive considerately and safely!

Don Bergquist – January 04, 2008 – Lakewood, Colorado, USA